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Together
we'll build Seantopia
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For centuries we've tried being polite about all this.
Where
has it got us? Precisely nowhere. We should be marching my brothers
and sisters, skipping with a happy step towards the golden dawn
of Seantopia. That journey starts now. There are two basic strategies:
(1)
Entryism
We are sneaking Seans into positions of power the world over with
a view to subverting from within. I'm already in charge of ordering
photocopier paper for my law firm ... you can guess where that is
leading!!
(2)
Armed Insurrection
Obviously sooner or later we are going to have get jiggy with it,
in an armed to teeth kind of way. How about next February 12th.
I've got a dental appointment but I should be done by 2:00 pm.
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Breaking
News
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Class action begins
In a bid to end the oppression of mis-pronunciation, IBOS has hired a slick and distinctly weasily lawyer to commence a class action against Ms Rebecca Wainwright, a High School Teacher from Chestnut Hill Philadelphia. It is accepted that Ms Wainwright is not personally responsible for the entireity of the oppression to which Seáns have been traditionally subject. However in the the words of IBOS's attorney; Mr Weisel, "someone has to take the blame and it might as well be her. Besides, she's kinda sour looking". On 14 February 2002, whilst taking roll call, Ms Wainwright called out "Is Seen in attendance today?" With those dread words, her fate was sealed. See you in court Ms Wainwirght.
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Count
off:
We
presently have 2370 members
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