General Information:

The conspiracy is open to all Seáns regardless of their sex, race or religion. Our aim is not to eradicate variant spellings such as Shawn or Shaun, we just want people to spell and/or pronounce our own damn name correctly. As our name has been around for centuries, patience has run out. It's no more Mr/Mrs/Miss/Ms Nice Seán! The only sensible way forward is to rise up and seize control of the planet.

We feel a great sympathy for the sufferings of all Seanas and invite you join is in our push to subjugate the earth.

Pushing the conspire button has two instant effects. First, its adds your name to a list of the world's most wanted. This list is maintained by the Frinton-on-Sea Women's Institute Annual Summer Fete Sub-Committee. Secondly, it entitles you to high office in the post-revolutionary Super-state of Seantopia. However, what it does not do is instantly add your name to the list of Seáns on the net. I do that laboriously by hand, so bear with me.

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